Thursday 19 September 2013

Day 2: Educate us on something you know alot about or are good at

Okay, let's be honest here. We all have been guilty of procrastinating at some point in our lives. I really don't mean to brag here (I am very humble as you can probably tell.), but I'm excellent at procrastinating. Top class procrastinator. Not only do I know a lot about it; I am also very good at it. Therefore, I'm going to educate you guys on..



First and foremost, the definition of 'procrastination'...hmm actually, I'll just do that later as well. Haha.

Procrastination kills. The act of procrastinating does not only kill time, but it can also potentially kill your eyesight, brain cells, motivation to work and it may eventually kill your soul. Lol. Surround yourselves with friends who delay their assignments all the time and it is highly probable that you would become a pro; just like them. ^^ Since I specialize in this particular area, I will educate you on HOW TO PROCRASTINATE LIKE A BOSS :D

PROCRASTINATION 101: How To Procrastinate Like A Boss

STEP 1

Firstly, you need to realise that YOU'RE YOUR OWN BOSS and be aware of the fact that procrastinating itself; isn't as hard as you think it is. In fact, it is awfully simple!-especially once you get the hang of it. (Warning: It may be awfully simple but if you overdo it, the consequences are simply awful.) You know what they say, it all starts with the right mind set ;)

STEP 2

Got an assignment due in 24 hours? Don't worry! Find the most comfortable spot to do your assignment; preferably a place with super strong wifi. Oh, don't forget cushions. IMPORTANT REMINDER: MAKE SURE YOUR CELLPHOHE IS NEVER OUT OF SIGHT.

STEP 3

Socialize, for goodness sake. Log onto facebook and start chatting with all your friends! You'd need them to help keep you alive and motivated to finish start your assignment.

STEP 4

Listen to some music (preferably on YouTube) while attempting to do your assignment. Perhaps you should just watch a video or two (or twenty) and you'll never know, an idea might just spark.

STEP 5: The Final & Most Important Step

So you're a pro at procrastinating now, right? Now you have 8 hours till the deadline for your assignment. NOW....you start to panic. :D Now would be a very good time to test your abilities to see how well you work and perform under pressure. Just do whatever you need to do in order to get your assignment done and over with. When presenting your final assignment to your teacher, make sure you do it with full of confidence. You can get detained and deal with the plagiarism issues and all later, 'cause chances are, all your classmates are probably going to be facing the same issues as well.


And that's how you procrastinate like a BOSS! I hope these tips were helpful. Please let me know if you guys want any more tips, I'd be more than happy to help, since I love helping others. :)


On a serious note...guys, please don't follow my footsteps, lol. Procrastinating doesn't do you any good (most of the time). So, STOP PROCRASTINATING..

..starting tomorrow :)



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