My first time.

What was your first car? 
Myvi, but it wasn't really mine. It was kind of a family car..? I've no idea.

Who was the first person who you cared more about their well being than your own? 
I honestly don't know.

When was your first public speaking success? 
Probably only later in life..? 'Success' is subjective, but I'd consider public speaking success to be when I still feel nervous but manage to keep my cool and kind of speak in front of a crowd without stuttering, embarrassing myself (much anyway) or just having a complete mind blank. So..probably when I was about 17?

When was the first time you got stitches? 
Never got em.

When was the first time you stayed up all night and watched the sunrise? 
Never stayed up to watch the sunrise.

What was the first thing you learned to cook?
 Instant noodles! Maggi mee in particular.

What was your first paying job? 
Cafe/food stall all rounder.

When was the first time you flew on an airplane?
 As far as I can remember, when I was 8. To Paris :D Worst 13 hour flight ever. I was just puking throughout.

What was the first concert you went to see?
Planetshakers. But I don't really like calling that a concert, so...David Choi live in Bangkok, 2013!

What was your first bike like?
 Um I'm pretty sure it was a tricycle, don't remember the colour, unfortunately..

When was the first time you shot a gun? 
Just a month ago, but that was a BB gun.

When was the first time you moved houses?
When I was 3 or something like that, based on old photographs. Lol

When was the first time you threw a punch? 
I was young and foolish, but yeah I threw a punch at a punching bag. I've never punched a real life person before, as far as I can recall...

When was the first time you quit a job?
 Last year, lol.

What was the first professional sporting event you went to? 
No

When was the first time you realized you are good at your job?
Um. I'm not great at being a student so

When was your first regrettable hair style? 
Hahahaha I have no idea. I don't regret that often when it comes to cutting my hair cause I'm a pretty boring person when it comes to hairstyles. But probably when I was 13, when I wanted to have emo fringe but the hairdresser kinda screwed it up a lil. Haha!

What was your first business venture?
 In the toilet LOL JOKES I'm so disgusting sorry.

How old were you when you first left home?
17, if in the context of leaving my home country to live in another country. 20, in the context of living away from home and my family to study abroad in another country. Leaving home to settle down with a man, um that's not happening anytime soon so yeahh hahah.

When you the first time you cut class? 
Whoa er..primary school, probably. I learned the ways of the world at quite a young age. Lol!

How old where you when you had your first kiss? 
5 or 6. (Sorry parents) But it's okay. *no shame* After that, I never even held hands with a guy until this year. HAHA. Like yeah, achievement unlocked after 15 years, good job Kimberly.

When was the first time you went fishing? 
Probably when I was about 7! I didn't particularly enjoy it cause my dad used worms as baits and I HATE WORMS. I can't even look at realistic drawings of worms. Lame.

How old where you when you got your first computer?
First laptop, when I was 17.

When was the first time you stood up for your self?
Hmmmmmm I don't remember. Sorry. I am making this tag sound so boring. HAHA I'm sorry, my memory just fails me sometimes.


So there you go, just a little insight into my not-so-fun life. :D

How to lose friends and make enemies (Not a social experiment.)

Inspired by "Dustyhawk". (Disclaimer: This post has nothing to do with him, nor does it relate to any of his 'doings'. I just thought I might write another 'How-To' post :D)


First of all, remember that you made friends with those people at one point in time. I mean, one can't really lose friends when in the first place he or she never had any friends to begin with, right? Losing friends and eventually, making enemies, is a gradual process. It takes time, but not too long; that you can bet on. :p

STEP 1
'Accidentally' call them by someone else's name

STEP 2
Stop replying their messages. If you feel bad for a start, take it slow. Just keep replying with one of these:
k
haha
lol
cool
really
oh i see
gtg, bye

STEP 3
Make them pay for your meals and don't pay them back later on

STEP 4
Tell on them whenever they miss classes or lectures

STEP 5
Gossip about them right in front of them

STEP 6
Don't give them a chance to speak. Or in other words, just keep interrupting their every sentence

STEP 7
Insult their partners

STEP 8
But hang out with them (their partners)

STEP 9
Make promises, and break them

STEP 10
Just pretend they don't exist

And that's how you "Lose Friends and Make Enemies"! ^__^ Simple, right?

By the way, there is a reason why I wrote this post. I just wanted to remind people (including myself) that, these things do hurt your 'friends', and if you continue doing any of these things, you might just lose a friend.

Also, check out my post on 'How to procrastinate like a boss' if you haven't already! Here's the link: http://kimbleeboey.blogspot.com/search/label/how-to%27s

Have a great month ahead! And Merry Christmas in advance! :)

Day 18 : Tell a story from your childhood. Dig deep and try to be descriptive about what you remember and how you felt.

Let's rewind all the way back to when I was 5 years old and in kindergarten...

My friends and I are all lining up; just waiting in anticipation for Mrs. Chor to open the door so we can go out to play. Well...they're not exactly my friends. I don't really talk to them. I just stay silent all day errday, I don't really know why. But that's just me. Mrs. Chor is coming and all of us become even more excited. As soon the door opens, everyone immediately dashes out and pushes me over. I am left lying flat on the floor--face down. 5 seconds ago, I felt like my whole backbone was breaking into pieces from the impact exerted when the other kids ran over me (literally). I start wailing in agony; and as usual, Mrs. Chor comes to my rescue. She calms me down and rubs Zam Buk all over my back.

Aaaaanddddd....I don't remember what happens next. But oh well..fun times, fun times. :D

Day 13: Issue a public apology.

To the four cats next door. I'm sorry for always chasing you guys away all the time by banging on the windows in order to scare you and also shouting at you. I'm also sorry if my dad used water guns to shoot water at ya'll; but you guys should know that ya'll are really annoying. Please stop meowing at midnight.

To all my SHB teachers. Sorry for humming in all your classes 24/7, I can't help it. Mr. P, I'm sorry I took a picture of your girlfriend's (now fiance) photograph that was always on your desk. You weren't at school that day so I seized the opportunity. I wish you two all the best. (P/S I already deleted the picture a long time ago.)

To all my friends who drive. I'm sorry I always have to depend on you guys to drive me around. :P Don't worry, I'm gonna be getting my license pretty soon.

To my closest friends. I'm sorry I haven't been the friend that I should've been.

To the family. Sorry for being a disappointment at times, but I'm thankful that you all still love me and support me no matter what. :')

To all my readers. Sorry if I ever bore you with the crap that I write about at times. Heh.

Day 10: Most embarrassing moment (s). Spill.

So, this topic had been on my mind ever since day 1 but..it was just so flippin tough to think of that one EMBARRASSING (until can die) moment. I probably don't remember most of them because they were too embarrassing and I just repressed all of them bad memories hahaha, as a form of defense mechanism. LOL okay whut, Kimblee you're blabbering now. 

Without further ado...this was the best I could come up with. Not dead embarrassing, but still pretty embarrassing to me..

#1

So, this was my band (that's me playing the drums) for the SHB House Music Competition. We were supposed to have a sound check the day before our actual performance. So we were just kind of chill and everything, playing our jam (We played LMFAO's Park Rock Anthem and also Queen-Somebody To Love) and doin' our thang you know...and then SUDDENLY, I was so chilled that like, the drum sticks just flew out of my hands while we were performing during our soundcheck and there were STUDENTS and TEACHERS there okay, it was embarrassing as heck. I quickly walked approximately 1.5m in front of the drums (HAHAH.), picked up my drumsticks and just acted as if nothing happened. (Y) Hah, way to go, Kimmeh.



#2

So I had a crush on this guy, A, when I was in standard 2; and I was really close to his best friend as well, B. B and I used to talk over the phone quite often then. One fine day, I told him that I liked A and I made him promise not to tell a single soul, and he said he would keep his promise.

THE VERY NEXT DAY...

A came up to me and said, "Kimberly, I know your secret". I was so embarrassed I hid under the desk. When I went back home, I said to B, "I told you not to tell anyone!" And what did I get as a reply?

"I promise I didn't tell anyone else! The only person I told was A"

Oh, wow.

Good Doctor: Pickup Line

If you read my pre-30 day blog challenge post, you'd know that I'm kind of very into this new korean drama, Good Doctor. Probably one of the best dramas I've watched. It's not your typical korean drama where there's the perfect couple, and then there's the third party, then there's always this b.. crazy woman --FAST FORWARD-- and then one day someone gets either cancer or tuberculosis and dies.

Anyway, I was watching Good Doctor last Tuesday and there was this pickup line which I thought was kinda cheesy but funny.

P/S If you're a medical student and you're interested in one of your course mates, you could probably use this on him/her. :P

Person 1: What is your blood type?
Person 2: Type 'AB'
Person 1: Really? I don't think so. I think you're MY type

Hahahahhahahahahahah genius.

Day 2: Educate us on something you know alot about or are good at

Okay, let's be honest here. We all have been guilty of procrastinating at some point in our lives. I really don't mean to brag here (I am very humble as you can probably tell.), but I'm excellent at procrastinating. Top class procrastinator. Not only do I know a lot about it; I am also very good at it. Therefore, I'm going to educate you guys on..

First and foremost, the definition of 'procrastination'...hmm actually, I'll just do that later as well. Haha.

Procrastination kills. The act of procrastinating does not only kill time, but it can also potentially kill your eyesight, brain cells, motivation to work and it may eventually kill your soul. Lol. Surround yourselves with friends who delay their assignments all the time and it is highly probable that you would become a pro; just like them. ^^ Since I specialize in this particular area, I will educate you on HOW TO PROCRASTINATE LIKE A BOSS :D

PROCRASTINATION 101: How To Procrastinate Like A Boss

STEP 1

Firstly, you need to realise that YOU'RE YOUR OWN BOSS and be aware of the fact that procrastinating itself; isn't as hard as you think it is. In fact, it is awfully simple!-especially once you get the hang of it. (Warning: It may be awfully simple but if you overdo it, the consequences are simply awful.) You know what they say, it all starts with the right mind set ;)

STEP 2

Got an assignment due in 24 hours? Don't worry! Find the most comfortable spot to do your assignment; preferably a place with super strong wifi. Oh, don't forget cushions. IMPORTANT REMINDER: MAKE SURE YOUR CELLPHOHE IS NEVER OUT OF SIGHT.

STEP 3

Socialize, for goodness sake. Log onto facebook and start chatting with all your friends! You'd need them to help keep you alive and motivated to finish start your assignment.

STEP 4

Listen to some music (preferably on YouTube) while attempting to do your assignment. Perhaps you should just watch a video or two (or twenty) and you'll never know, an idea might just spark.

STEP 5: The Final & Most Important Step

So you're a pro at procrastinating now, right? Now you have 8 hours till the deadline for your assignment. NOW....you start to panic. :D Now would be a very good time to test your abilities to see how well you work and perform under pressure. Just do whatever you need to do in order to get your assignment done and over with. When presenting your final assignment to your teacher, make sure you do it with full of confidence. You can get detained and deal with the plagiarism issues and all later, 'cause chances are, all your classmates are probably going to be facing the same issues as well.


And that's how you procrastinate like a BOSS! I hope these tips were helpful. Please let me know if you guys want any more tips, I'd be more than happy to help, since I love helping others. :)


On a serious note...guys, please don't follow my footsteps, lol. Procrastinating doesn't do you any good (most of the time). So, STOP PROCRASTINATING..

..starting tomorrow :)