Inspired by "Dustyhawk". (Disclaimer: This post has nothing to do with him, nor does it relate to any of his 'doings'. I just thought I might write another 'How-To' post :D)
First of all, remember that you made friends with those people at one point in time. I mean, one can't really lose friends when in the first place he or she never had any friends to begin with, right? Losing friends and eventually, making enemies, is a gradual process. It takes time, but not too long; that you can bet on. :p
STEP 1
'Accidentally' call them by someone else's name
STEP 2
Stop replying their messages. If you feel bad for a start, take it slow. Just keep replying with one of these:
k
haha
lol
cool
really
oh i see
gtg, bye
STEP 3
Make them pay for your meals and don't pay them back later on
STEP 4
Tell on them whenever they miss classes or lectures
STEP 5
Gossip about them right in front of them
STEP 6
Don't give them a chance to speak. Or in other words, just keep interrupting their every sentence
STEP 7
Insult their partners
STEP 8
But hang out with them (their partners)
STEP 9
Make promises, and break them
STEP 10
Just pretend they don't exist
And that's how you "Lose Friends and Make Enemies"! ^__^ Simple, right?
By the way, there is a reason why I wrote this post. I just wanted to remind people (including myself) that, these things do hurt your 'friends', and if you continue doing any of these things, you might just lose a friend.
Also, check out my post on 'How to procrastinate like a boss' if you haven't already! Here's the link: http://kimbleeboey.blogspot.com/search/label/how-to%27s
Have a great month ahead! And Merry Christmas in advance! :)
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